January 2012
7 posts
Juice: Part Four
This accurately displays how I felt yesterday afternoon and evening. My cravings for food and cigarettes had completely joined forces to turn me into a monstrously irritable cunt. (Sorry ladies, I tried to find another word that was as effective in describing my mood and behavior but it doesn’t exist.)
Soon I realized that I was slowly transforming into one of the poodles that I had...
Sage, Soulless Pigeon
Today I had the pleasure of watching a pigeon shit in front of me while I was at the bus stop. While he was popping said squat on the middle of Smithfield street, he looked at me with those souless, evil eyes (common to most of the avian species) as if to say “For bodily functions I shame have not. Shame are you.”
Pigeons apparently also lack shame for their piss-poor use of the...
Juice: Part 3
I went to bed very early last night so that I wouldn’t think about eating anymore. I woke up at 7am feeling refreshed and rejuvenated. I had a glass of water, I got ready for work, grabbed the afternoon’s juice and headed out.
Once I arrived at work I was still feeling great. Big change from the projectile vomiting that I did yesterday. I was upbeat, positive, feeling good. Then,...
Juice: Part Two
As the day carries on, I find myself phenomenally more famished. It’s unpleasant. This is working in tandem with my cigarette cravings to create an even more unpleasant result. The bitchiness that usually just skims the surface of my being has now completely sunken into my skin and is surging through my veins. I no longer want to rip poodles. I want to rip them open and eat their...
Juice: Part One
Today I started a juice fast. In short, this is where I cleanse and detox my system by not eating solid foods and only drinking juice for 6 - 10 days. I have to juice fruits and vegetables so that they can enter my system already broken down and also so that my body can obtain their nutrients. The hope is that I’ll begin a healthier lifestyle and that I’ll lose some weight in the...
Quarterlife Conundrum: A Beginning
A few days ago I sat upon a couch, not too dissimilar from the one on which I am currently planted, and my mind wandered. I thought of many things - trees and houses, tree houses, dollhouses, Dollhouse and how I’d never seen it but knew it was a failure, tree dollhouses, how a tree dollhouse could actually work… like, would it be a small tree with tiny house or would it be a regular...